Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.

He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...

With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.

• Dimensions: 8.7in x 2.8in x 2.8in
• Sitting Height: 7in
• Main Materials: Polyester
• Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
• Embroidered Eye