Amuseables Sports Football is built for the big leagues. All bounce, no bluster, he’s a soft shell with strong opinions on half-time trombone solos. He still watches his college highlights every Thanksgiving (volume up, tears optional).

He once met his British cousin Amuseables Sports Soccer Ball at the airport. Things got heated over glove etiquette, but they left as friends.

Now he’s training hard for the Jelly Bowl, fuelled entirely by nachos. You’re on his dream team, obviously!

• Dimensions: 9.8in x 11in x 6.3in
• Sitting Height: 5.9
• Main Materials: Polyester, Cotton
• Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
• Hard Eye